Whales and Peach Trees
Sassy, sarcastic and all around fantastic.

(Math/Computer Science Undergrad from Canada)
Theme
  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
samisglam:

immuables:

Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion (by *Cinnamon)

So adorable.

samisglam:

immuables:

Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion (by *Cinnamon)

So adorable.

wickedclothes:

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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

problackgirl:

Don’t date men who disrespect women, doesn’t matter if he’s nice to you. If he’s constantly disrespecting other women, nah.

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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princedollyjellyfish:

ohsocialjustice:

A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

HOLY SHIT. THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT MEN VS WOMEN. @_@

icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show